Ain't a love song ♥

Monday, 12 November 2012 | 07:59

Ready to answer 150 Questions? Yes
1. When was the last time you swam in a pool?
Pri 3. I hate the pool
2. Do you like to party?
Depends on with who. but mostly no
3. If your ex suddenly kissed you right now, what would you do?
I have no fucking Ex.
4. Are you a virgin?
No. I secretly did it.. JKJK of course i am a virgin. Q.Q..
5. What are your parents views on sex?
They approve. otherwise how the fk am i born
6. If you ran into your current boyfriend/crush in 10 years would you marry them?
Yes. I'll marry Neneko or Aki Toyosaki :D
7. Is your best friend dating anyone?
No. We're all forever alone.
8. Describe the shirt you’re wearing.
Orange.
9. Do people who wear Hollister and Abrerbrombie every day bother you?
Yes. The words Hollister and Abrerbrombie bother me cause idk what it means
10. Could you go out in public without wearing make-up?
I dont even wear makeup
11. What is one feature that you don’t like?
Me.
12. Would people describe you as happy?

I'm full of emotions.

13. Are you single?
I'm married to Aki chan and Neneko. TWO WIVES BITCHES. 3 including yui
14. Does it bother you that pretty much every survey you take asks if you’re single?
FUCK YOU STOP ASKING THAT SHIT
15. Do you have Tumblr?
Yes. Cause Aki
16. What about Xanga?
Sounds like gay website
17. Have you ever babysat before?
Thats gay. No.
18. Is there a teacher who you absolutely hate?
Maybe but i forgot
19. Ever shopped at Sephora?
Yea. in my dreams whereever that is.
20. If your current boyfriend/crush suddenly moved away what would you do?
move away with them.
21. Do you have any university plans?

No. I live life like how yui lives her life.

22. If your best friend revealed she was a homosexual, what would you do?
fuck you bro. you're not my friend anymore.
23. What are your views on sex?
Yes.
24. Do sexual questions bother you?
Depends
25. Would you rather have sex with your boyfriend or break up?
I would not have sex with a fucking boy. But if girl?.... ma.maybe.
26. Have you ever dreamed about your wedding?

No. i wont have one anyways..

27. Does it bother you when people TYpe 1yk dis’? Nd stuff?
sut ta fk up
28. Do you delete pictures of you and your exes off of Facebook?
tch stupid bitch. of course.
29. Would you ever date a friends Ex?
ha. maybe. TAKE THAT FRIEND.
30. What’s the last book you read?
50 shades of aki toyosaki. I dont read books.
31. Ready for 10 simple questions?
Maybe.
32. What is your last name?
Kong.
33. What grade are you in?
Grade 5 in Piano.
34. What school do you go to?
Nanyang poly
35. Summer, Fall, Winter or Spring?
Summer.
36. Favorite Color?
Purple,blue,black. and Aki and Neneko's favourite colors
37. Are your parents together?
Yes. maybe wont be together if i reveal that.
38. Any siblings?
My imaginary sister. JK. my best friends are my brother and sisters.
39. Favorite subject?
Chinese. Music. English
40. Least favorite subject?
Maths. FUCK YOU
41. Favorite song?

Too many to list.

42. Okay. Simple questions are over. Happy?

Gimme more.

43. How many friends do you have on Facebook?

More than my real life friends.

44. Ever been requested by some old guy from another country?
He wants my service. if you know what i mean.
45. Have you ever googled yourself?
Yes. Im a fucking hong kong chef
46. Have a Formspring?
No
47. You’re offered free tickets to a Justin Bieber concert. What do you do?
Fuck off. i'll sell it to those crazy fangirls and murder them and sell them again. Repeat loop
48. Would you rather spend the day at an amusement park or a water park?
Amusement park.
49. Been to Disney world?

NO.

50. If someone posts their status “9 Inches :(” do you know what they mean?
The size of their brain.
51. Ever had a boyfriend?
Obviously not. im not even gay
52. Ever had a huge crush on someone who still doesn’t know?

Aki and Neneko QAQ... <3

53. Have you done something in the last week that you regret?

Not buying the Day 3 ticket to see Sphere performing at the concert. Real Life Aki chan is even more cute.

54. Ever drank alcohol?
No..
55. Know anyone who’s currently doing drugs?
My doctor friend.
56. Ever watched The Hills?
Silent hill
57. What about Jersey Shore?
fuck you
58. Ever called someone a slut?
yep. that slutty bitch.
59. What do you think of short shorts?
i like long longs.
60. Does it bother you if people swear around you?
Im the one swearing around people
61. Have you ever gotten an A in a subject?
Ya
62. What about a B?
YES
63. And a C?
No. ima genius jk
64. How about a D?

65. Ever plagiarised?
I always do.
66. Would you consider yourself popular and outcast or somewhere in the middle?
Outcast... but i wanna be popular :<
67. Are most of your friends older or younger than you?
Younger or same age
68. Ever been stabbed In the back by a close friend?
Tch.
69. Do you think it’s immature when people laugh at the number 69?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
70. Ever watched Porn?

No.

71. How many laws do you think you’ve broken in the past month?
500.
72. Do you wake up with an alarm clock?
No. i still continue to sleep
73. Do you prefer Wednesdays or Thursdays?

Wednesday. cause 1 lesson nia

74. If your school had a Glee Club would you join?
Thats gay
75. Ever performed in a talent show?
Piano
76. Have you ever cried in public?
No. OTOKO. man doesnt cry in public.
77. Do you have a favorite between your Mom and your Dad?

Used to be my dad. not anymore

78. Would you audition for a reality talent competition?
I wanna sing!!
79. How many celebrity crushes have you had?

Hmm.. Ashley Tisdale, Hebe, Neneko, Aki.
4. so little

80. How many non-celebrity crushes have you had?
tch. all bitches.
81. Name 5 male celebrities who you think are attractive.

None. They all suck

82. Name 5 female celebrities who you think are attractive.

Neneko, Akitoyosaki
Taylor Swift

Enako
Sunny Lin

83. Ever been compared to a celebrity?

Some Korean... GAY.

84. Have any embarrassing pictures on Facebook?
OMG.. ALL MY PICTURES ARE EMBARRASSING.
85. Do you think spending 20$ on Lip Gloss is a waste of money?

Yes.

86. Ever used Opinionated?
No. I dont need other people's opinions
87. Do you have a favorite store?

Food stores, Aki Toyosaki's store, Neneko's store, K-on's store, Gintama's store, Anime stores

88. Would you ever wear Flare Jeans?

Im flaring up.

89. Do you own jeans that aren’t skinny?
I'm too fat to wear jeans
90. Have you ever worn the same outfit twice in one week?
School uniform
91. What’s the longest period of time you’ve been away from school?
Holidays
92. Do you google abbreviations you don’t understand?

No.

93. Does it bother you when people have cats as their profile picture?
Gracelin? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
94. Own a pair of converse?

Nope

95. Is there a teacher at your school who has obvious favorites?
Should be
96. If yes, are you one of them?
No.. im too ninja
97. Do you text in class?
Yes.
98. What brand of jeans do you wear the most?
I can't wear jeans
99. At what point do you think sizes are “Plus Sized?” Most magazines say 10. Do you agree?
erm 500
100. Do you want to lose weight?
Yes, but lazy
101. Ever seen a therapist?

Yes. It felt good. being raped by the rapist. JKJK. im not mad enough to see a therapist

102. Ever watched porn?
Fuck off
103. Ever purposely ignored a text?
Yes.
104. A facebook message?
Yes.
105. A poke?

No. I return all pokes

106. A friend request?
Yes.
107. Would you say you read into things too much?
Yes. cause ima cancer
108. Is your best friend more likely to be the one suggesting something stupid or refusing to do something stupid?
Refusing to do something stupid. Cause im the one suggesting HAHAHAHAHA
109. Do you have a “fun friend?” (A friend who you have tons of fun with but you never really have deep conversations?)

Yes. those facebook friends lor

110. Ever been called a bully?
Yes.
111. Ever purposely hurt yourself?
No. im not so stupid
112. Ever gone to church?

Of course

113. Would you call either or your parents screw ups?
Yea. my dad's a screw up.
114. If you turned out exactly like your Dad would you be pleased?
No. im not a fking pervert like him
115. What about your Mom?
No. im not a goody two shoes and a nagger.
116. Let me guess… You have brown hair?
Wrong u noob HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
117. Already know what you’re being for Halloween?
Im scary enough
118. Do you still go Trick or Treating?
I always trick.
119. Ever liked someone WAY older than you?

Nah, my age gaps dont extend beyond 10. Aki ish 26, neneko is 16 i think.

120. Does it bother you when people have really loud conversations on the bus?
Yep
121. When you have sunglasses on, do you stare at people?
OPPA GANGNAM STYLE. i dont wear sunglasses
122. Ever had a credit card denied?
Bo credit card
123. What’s the last movie you watched?
Fairy tail movie :D And the NC16 movie.
124. Last TV Show?
Taiwan show
125. You see your Ex making out with one of your friends. What do you do?
I dont even have an ex you bitch
126. Ever been called a whore?
aww yea. call me a manwhore
127. Ever sang the national anthem?
mari kita ra ya singapura sama sama majooodoooo bahagiya. cheetah cheetah ki ta yang mo rila!!! bergaya singapura.
128. Ever made yourself throw up?
No.
129. Have you ever kissed someone who wasn’t your boyfriend.

No. Never did kissed anymore before.

130. Are you Cute or Gross?
Grossly cute. HAWH
131. Does it bother you when people say “LOOK HOW MUCH YOU’VE GROWN!”
No. I wanna be taller
132. Can you say intelligent things around the guy you like?
I dont like any guys. but for girls.. well. Aki Toyosaki and Neneko chan.. Of course i act intelligent around them. Cause they're blur XD
133. Ever had the lead in a play?
No.
134. What about a solo in a concert?
Yes
135. What kind of a student are you?
Quiet
136. Worst grade you’ve ever gotten with a Letter?
F
137. Worst grade you’ve ever gotten with a number?
9
138. Ever had a crush on a teacher?
No.
139. Would it bother you if you found out that your mother was pregnant?
WOW. KISEKIBANANA
140. How late do you sleep in?
very late nowadays
141. Do you edit your profile pictures before posting them?
nah.
142. Be 100% honest. Do you have any friends who are uglier than you?
yes. heh. JKJK
143. Do you believe in all that inner beauty crap?
LOL crap. Yes i do believe in that crap.
144. Would you consider yourself a good student?
Yes. Ima angel
145. Does it bother you when Surveys ask “Did you like this survey?”
Yes.
146. Salty, Sweet, Sour or Spicy?
Sweet and Spicy
147. Are you going into High School this year?
I alr am in it
148. What about Junior High?
I'm way passed it
149. What is one thing someone could say to you right now that would make you cry?

Neneko and Aki Hates you. /sob sob
OR
HAHA you didnt see Sphere's performance in AFA /sob sob

Aki chan has a boyfriend. Guess who? Its the composer for k-on!!! /sob sob sob

150. Where did you find this note?
From wen.
151. Last question. How many unread messages are in your phone?
0. i check my phone like a boss